Monkey
Business
$MONKBIZ
The trenches are open for business.
no meetings
no powerpoint
no spreadsheets
just monkey business
Very Important Business Meeting
location: the trenches
The Monkey Meta Is Here.
Last cycle had dogs.
This cycle? Everyone is aping from their phone.
$APEONFONE ran to millions because the entire joke could be understood in three words: APE ON FONE.
At the same time, Monkey Business edits started flooding TikTok, Instagram and X. Millions of people watching monkeys in suits, monkeys drinking, monkeys partying and monkeys pretending to be functioning members of society.
maybe the market didn't become sophisticated.
maybe the monkeys just got jobs.
$MONKBIZ
Business Monkey.
The Monkeys Have Escaped
very serious market research
why is this everywhere?
100M+ views across socials
THE ALGORITHM LIKES MONKEYS
Business Monkey Lifestyle
no idea what he does for work
Client Dinner
expense it.
Business Class
technically private.
Performance Review
exceeded expectations.
Corporate Structure
CEO
MONKEY
↓
CFO
MONKEY
↓
HEAD OF BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT
MONKEY
↓
RETAIL
OTHER MONKEYS
We Are Currently Hiring
- phone
- internet connection
- questionable risk management
- ability to press buy
- monkey
The Business Plan
y-axis: amount of monkey business ↑
Step 1
See monkey.
Step 2
Understand monkey.
Step 3
Send monkey to friend.
Step 4
Friend becomes monkey.
Monkey Business.
Monkey See
→Monkey Ape
The internet doesn't need a 40-page thesis.
The biggest memes spread because you understand them before anyone has to explain them.
A monkey. In a suit. Doing business.
$MONKBIZ
Time To Get Down To Business.
Monkey Business.
$MONKBIZ
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business is booming